1. If you are on FACEBOOK chatting and suddenly your phone fell to the
Ground just know that One fat Girl Liked your picture
2. I am done breaking ladies heart, i want to focus on their spinal cord
3. No disgrace is worse than an invigilator standing at your back in exam
hall and saying that “Some people are writing nonsense”.
4. I was shocked when I heard a fat girl singing” I believe I can fly” my
dear that is a mission impossible, have you ever seen an elephant fly
5. If your man is cheating on you don’t argue with him my sister
because you will not win Just Save yourself from High blood pressure.
Just change all the names of the girls on his phone, do not delete the
numbers just mix them. Replace Natasha with Lisa, Nikki with
Grace and so on and on. wait the moment he’s gonna call or message(SMS)
them one by one. Make yourself a cup of coffee and relax. you’ll
thank me later
6. Real men don’t kneel down to propose, they impregnate you and let you decide whether you will marry them or not.
7. Diarrhea is like WiFi when you approach the toilet,the signal become stronger and even before you unbutton the trouser the download is complete.
8. Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to unstable