10 memes and Jokes that will make every introvert laugh out loud
1. When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions.
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher:”
Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation for example the letter H’ in Hour, Honest, Honor, e.t.c ?
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent.”
(I was even more confused)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty container.
Ms. Doris: “What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container?”
Me: — “Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”
When you finally catch your crush flirting with your best friend
2. Spiritual problem is when you trek 10km to work just to get there and realize that you forgot the office key at home. So you managed to trek back home leaving your heavy bag at the office doorstep…
On getting home, you realized that your house key is in the bag you left at the Office Doorstep… You got upset but had no choice, so you trekked back the office again, picked up your bag angrily, and trekked your way back home again, on getting home, you dipped your hand in your bag, only to realize that the office key was in your bag…
Now you sit on the floor shouting
3. Sleeping Naked in my country is very risky if you are a man, Rats may circumcise you.
4. I went to visit my friend’s sick great grandpa. He was lying in a
hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he
kept repeating “Ni zhan Sai wo de yangqì guan shang”
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I
translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen
5.Ladies are you Aware that the pain you feel during labour is the same pain we feel when you ask us for Money …?